Going Loud
That’s one way to say it.

That’s one way to say it.

mrsminxalot:

sterlingsea:

asiagettheyayo:

I use to work at starbucks and that is deadass the truth lol….if i didnt like you your ass wasnt getting sugar free syrup you were getting the real thing…enjoy those extra lbs bitch.

Wtf that comment. I would be terrified to go out to eat if I was diabetic, jfc

LOLOLOLOL

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

I wish I had an opportunity to pack a duffel bag and a backpack, fill up my gas tank, and restart somewhere else.

wtf??  0.o

How many marijuanas did he inject?

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

mickeyandcompany:

p1kenobi:

jinnora:

why

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cancel

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this

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fucking

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show??

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it was literally gold

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House of mouse was the best. Was awesome seeing all the classic characters together.

This post have over 50000 notes. I think we should do a petition to get this show back. No, really, why not?

hell yeah!

Flashback Friday!!!!!

Probably the only one I’ll ever do but why not?  The padding changed a bit but I’m still wearing white :D

did-you-kno:

Statistics show that people who take the Myers-Briggs personality test have a 50% chance of falling into a different category if they retake it 5 weeks later.  Source

did-you-kno:

Statistics show that people who take the Myers-Briggs personality test have a 50% chance of falling into a different category if they retake it 5 weeks later. Source

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

Pro move

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying


mine does

AAAAAA HYMMMMNNNNNAAAAAAA SSSAAABBAA DDDEEEE HUMM HUMMM AYYYYYY

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

mine does

AAAAAA HYMMMMNNNNNAAAAAAA SSSAAABBAA DDDEEEE HUMM HUMMM AYYYYYY